Peaches -n- Cream
Dear Aunt Flo, I think I've found THE ONE...I am SO in love with my boyfriend...except for this one really really gross thing he does. He likes to put Libby's Peaches in heavy sauce in my navel and lick it out. I can't stand peaches in my belly button! I smell like a school lunch even after I shower! UGH! I really like this guy...except for that...what should I do? Signed, Peaches-n-Cream

Hey Stoopid...flick that asshole off your bellybutton...you wanna make me sick!
Dear Peaches-n-Cream, Listen up cream puff...if you let that freak pour Libby's with heavy syrup all over your belly...you've obviously been a little to lenient with him already! 1. Wear longer shirts 2. Show him where the damn bowls are...maybe even make a freaking note and tac it onto his thick lame ass head 3. Don't buy any peaches sweetie...It's just that simple!!! Don't bother e-mailing me again...you make me sick! Aunt Flo

Aunt Flo's Coffee Clique and Advice Column
Hello There! I'm Aunt Flo and I just want to say Hidy Ho...I'm rockin and ready to go! I can't wait to help all you stupid people out there with all your troubles! Just send me an e-mail at auntflo@rock.com (if you can figure out that much!) Take care and remember...stupid is as stupid does!